A Richardson, TX policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem…a 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which reads 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD" The officer then found another young man down the road with a sign that reads "TIPS" and a bucket for the money and a sign (we used to just sell lemonade)
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automatic radar post to Plano, TX. A $10 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball.
He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls" There was a moment of silence while she smiled he realized what he'd just said, He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start the car.